Tuesdays with Daniel: How to survive bear attacks with household items

August 30, 2011
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I know there is a lot of confusing and conflicting information out there regarding the subject of warding off bear attacks.  It can become overwhelming, you may even get to the point where leaving your house becomes a terrifying thought.  That’s why I have decided to put together a little “how to” guide if you… [Read more…]

The Worst Damn Sports Column Period: Living in a Fantasy

August 26, 2011
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When the NFL Lockout ended, what was the first thing that crossed your mind?  Were you happy because you were going to be able to watch football, or were you happy because you were going to be able to play fantasy football?  Probably a little bit of both, right?  I mean, watching NFL football is… [Read more…]

Crash the Cash, Vol. 5: Hip-Hop’s Mario Lemieux

August 25, 2011
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Basketball lends itself to hip-hop. Jay-Z is, “the Michael Jordan of recording” (“Show Me Whatcha Got”). Fu-Schnickens is, “Slammin’ like my man Scottie Pippen (“Sneakin’ Up on Ya”). Ad Rock’s,“got heart like John Starks, hitting mad sparks” (“Get It Together”). And Master P bought his own minor league team so he could play (and his teammates could play 4-on-5).… [Read more…]

Tuesdays with Daniel: I wish young, attractive girls would quit pretending to be creepy, old dudes on Craig’s List, just to take advantage of me

August 23, 2011
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Let me tell you something Rod, if that is your real name: when you tell someone you have an Econoline van with an airbrushed wolf fighting a cobra on the side, you damn well better have an Econoline van with a damn wolf fighting a cobra on the side. You promised afternoons full of Red… [Read more…]

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